Toss the Garter aka Snake Handlers

“But, I saved you,” cried that woman,
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous,
And now I’m gonna die.”
“Aw, shut up, silly woman,”
Said that reptile, with a grin.
“You knew damn well I was a snake,
Before you brought me in.” Al Wilson from his song “The Snake”

Dam Fish

My solitary foray into nature resulted in an unexpected, lengthy, and intelligent  exchange despite its:

a) unlikely source: A couple of 12-year-old guys I’d never met before

b) unlikely topic:  snakes.

I’ve been afraid of snakes since before I knew who Adam and Eve were. Not terrified like my sister, just creeped out, especially if I come upon one unexpectedly. But, good things happen when I traipse through Middleton looking for water pictures to add to my potential entries to the Middleton Stream Team photo contest, and this was the sanest, most adult conversation of differing viewpoints that I’ve experienced since Obama became president.

Dead Garter

Alison’s Adventure in Middleton’s Snake-filled Wonderland began at Secret Photo Spot #1 – the dam. I’d captured some interesting “through water” shots of myriad fish and fish silhouettes that might offer promise, then seeing nothing else of photographic interest I followed my nose deeper into the woods because something smelled lovely and familiar – wild lily-of-the-valley.  I sniffed to my heart’s content then headed back to the car for Secret Photo Spot #2. Along the way I thought I found some discarded plastic bait. It was in fact a dead baby snake upside down on the grass.  And rather than shrieking, flailing, and running pell mell into the underbrush as my first inclination may have been, I, uncharacteristically, stopped to take its picture.

Secret Spot #2, along a Rails To Trails path, gave me a chance to witness a couple of baby beavers, toying with me and each other, hiding among the reeds, drowned and downed trees, other swamp creatures, and then gliding out for a better peek that was never long enough for a photograph. Now I know what qualities great nature photographers have that I lack – extreme patience and faster shooting cameras. Fun, but not fruitful. Time to move on to Secret Photo Spot #3.

It seems Secret Photo Spot #3 is not so secret after all.  On the ponds edge, I encountered two young men both 12, who asked me what I was doing and expressed interest when I told them about the Middleton Stream Team photo contest where my husband, daughter and I had received consecutive prizes/acknowledgements over the last five years. Smart kids, they asked about prizes before committing to entering. “Cash for adults, cool prizes for kids under 16.”  Skeptical as to why we would rank up there so many times, they asked if a lot of people entered, and whether I would actually invite a lot of adults to enter, or would I increase my chances by keeping it secret. Said I’d invite adults, but would always have a nagging feeling that this person would be the one to beat me out. True to my word, here’s the link.  Photos due in October.   http://www.middletonstreamteam.org/

Eye contact was surprisingly good for pre-teens, though they’d occasionally scan the water’s surface.  Finally the taller guy said, “that’s why I’m here.”  And I followed his gaze and saw nothing.

“Where? What are you talking about?”

He said “Snake. Swimming in the water”

His focus was intense while I scrambled for my camera and admitted to the other young man, that I am not really a snake person but would attempt to be open-minded in memory of Tasha Tudor, especially her garden descriptions in “The Private World of Tasha Tudor”.

“What does he do with the snakes once he finds them?”

“He catches them and lets them go.”

Racer

He edged closer to the fallen log, and I saw the snake.  And this young man very graciously stopped his pursuit to let me photograph the snake as it emerged from the water to rest on the log. That pause lost him the snake.

Snakes always look poisonous to me, especially if they have color other than the black with yellow stripe of a garter, so I asked what it was, and he said racer.  I said “I thought they were big thick black things” (I always try to learn about the stuff that scares the crap out of me.) He seemed mildly impressed that I knew they were black, but said “this is a young one.” I told them both that if the shot was any good, I might enter it in the contest, though I have concerns. Could anyone win with a photo of a snake?  I mean I can barely stand looking at them, what if the judges are more repulsed than I am?

Then I asked if he could identify the dead snake I’d photographed earlier. It was hard with only its pale blue underbelly showing but one twist in the body showed a trace of yellow in this pencil-sized creepola, and he knew it was a garter.

So the snake whisperer  and I continued chatting, and it was evident that he just loves snakes, and he’s serious about knowing everything about them.  His friend, on the other hand, was more or less just along for the ride and never rushed in to come nose to nose with the reptiles. Snake whisperer backs up his interest with knowledge – he volunteers for a snake breeder in NH and has several snakes at home including a 9’ pet. And thus began the touchy subject.

“What do you feed them?”

His big snake will ultimately eat rabbits but right now it eats guinea pigs. My heart did the broken elevator plummet. I liked these polite, smart and interested boys, but I am also a loving guinea pig foster and a rabbit companion/slave. So I acknowledged my hypocrisy; I eat meat but could never conceive of killing my own, and then asked why he felt the life of the guinea pig is worth less than the life of the snake.

“They’re just rodents and, snakes, well snakes are more interesting.”

“But they’re not, guinea pigs are warm, furry, and so likeable.” I asked if he’d ever played with guinea pigs. Did he know they communicate, make friendships, and chatter. He asked a lot about their personalities and how I foster them and what happens to them after I give them back to the shelter.

I asked where he gets his guinea pigs, and he said he gets them free for volunteering at the breeder. They come frozen in packages, or he probably would have a difficult time feeding them.

As much as I liked these boys, if I’d heard they bought them at shelters or pet shops, I would have ratted them out in an instant; I’d taken a photo of him. Those animals are all friends of mine regardless of whether we’ve met, and the intention is to reunite these animals as pets with caring owners, and I would fight to preserve the integrity of that mission.  I will need to continue to evaluate my stand on  breeding an animal I love for food for an animal I don’t, or any animal for that matter.  But until I wean myself off meat, how can I criticize a snake with a brain the size of a pea and minimal ability to get to the produce section of a grocery store, much less push a cart, from feeding on basically the same thing? Dogs eat meat and no one worries about the chickens or beef, lamb, or horse in their canned food. This kid was being honest, thoughtful and acting legally, and in the best interest of his pets. But now he was thinking a little bit more about an animal he’d previously given minimal thought. As was I.

I showed them the pics I’d taken so far, and eventually started to drive off when the boys waved me back. His friend shouted that he’d caught a ribbon snake. I’d never heard of them. Are there really this many snakes swimming in nice looking water….beginning to get that creepy feeling. But I stopped and as I approached, the snake wriggled free and swam away without my ever seeing it up close. I’m okay with that.

©2012 Alison Colby-Campbell

Fashion Backward

“In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.”
     Cole Porter from “Anything Goes”.“

Next time you see some young man with his droopy drawers exposing his fruit-of-the-looms’ label (and more) or a maximum bust crammed in the most cringe-inducing minimum top, you may feel that the entire American public is on the verge of a costume malfunction. You may, despite best efforts to appear young and relevant, wish, as I do, for a return to a mindset where “more is more”.

“…If bare limbs you like,

If Lil Kim*  you like,

Or me undressed you like,

Why, nobody will oppose.

When ev”ry night the set that’s smart is in-

Truding in nudist parties in

Studios

Anything goes.”   Copied from MetroLyrics.com

When you are just so over the “Anything Goes” or rather “Anything Shows” fashion statement, you may think that Snooki and Gaga style represent the nadir of tasteful dressing. But that Cole Porter song quoted above debuted in 1934 when the star mentioned was Mae West. That’s the thing about our world, that weird pendulum we call “the Earth”, as far out as it swings in one direction, it shifts back in the opposite with equal vehemence and determination.

Be careful what you wish for.

Today my inbox offered up a post from Daily Candy that featured a fashion store called Pleasure Dome. http://www.pleasuredome.us/ I clicked on the link with trepidation, fully expecting some misogynist’s dream combination of unwearable/unbearable stilettos and bandaid-sized tops and bottoms. I was so humbled to learn the story featured the growing “trend” of Amish fashion. Not just any Amish fashion, but old discarded Amish fashion becoming modern, trendy, expensive Amish fashion for the non-Amish.  So for $385, you too, can be dressed in a garment too worn for the Amish to repurpose, and they are not a group that is big on waste. They don’t seem to care much about “waist” either as these shapeless dresses will attest.   But who knows, with a little more PR, maybe you’ll be able to pick up a few at “Sacks”. On the plus side there will be no chafing.

Click for photos.

Full article… http://www.dailycandy.com/everywhere/article/126144/Pleasure-Dome-Clothing-and-Housewares?action=send&vwink=DC:Email:EDIT:EW:20120507:21:728087:37

 ©2012 by Alison Colby-Campbell

Can’t See the Flower for the Weeds – A Dandelion’s Contribution to Society

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VOTING BEGINS on One Perfect Ku (5/7/5) – 24-Hour Spring Haiku Contest(c)

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Reblogged from Brain4rent's Blog: “Grain by salty grain, I bring the beach home with me, smuggled between toes” by Alison Colby-Campbell Haiku is 3 lines about nature 1st and 3rd line same length, middle is longer The nearly fulfilled promise of … Continue reading

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One Perfect Ku (5/7/5) – 24-Hour Spring Haiku Contest begins……

“Grain by salty grain,

I bring the beach home with me,

smuggled between toes”

by Alison Colby-Campbell

Haiku is 3 lines about nature 1st and 3rd line same length, middle is longer

The nearly fulfilled promise of Spring got you waxing poetic???

There is a time and place for that.

Now!

On my blog!

Surely you remember the Haiku form most likely taught in fifth grade – three lines:  First line is 5 syllables, Second line is 7 syllables, Third line is 5 syllables.

This is actually the American style of the Japanese form of poetry traditionally inspired by nature.

This is how the first ever -  One Perfect Ku (5/7/5) – 24-Hour* Spring Haiku Contest (c) will work…        *more or less

DEADLINE – By 11:59 pm EST on Monday, March 19, 2012.

RULES:  Craft your 3 best,  original, Spring-themed Haiku.  You are allowed up to 3 entries per person; all must be based on the Spring-theme. Submit your entries either together or under separate cover to:  alisonhere@msn.com.  Do not post to Facebook as voting will be blind.

JUDGING: On the first day of spring, March 20, 2012, the Haikus (is that even the plural?)  will be posted on the blog and anyone and everyone will visit my blog to vote for their favorite/s.  At that time they will learn the specifics of the voting process which will be dependent on the number of entries (i.e. categories or not, number of votes per person, etc.).  Only those votes posted to the comment section of the blog will be valid.

CONTEST IS OPEN TO PERSONS LIVING IN CONTINENTAL USA ONLY, AS THAT IS AS FAR AS I AM WILLING TO SHIP THE FABULOUS PRIZE.

Selection of the populace is final.

PRIZE: Under my Umbrella, ella….One compact umbrella, so you can sing and dance in the rain with the best of ‘em.

Spring is sooner recognized by plants than by men.  ~Chinese Proverb

(c) 2012 by Alison Colby-Campbell

My Senior Moments with the Great White Bunny

“Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” ~Robert Browning

Domestic rabbits live on average 7-11  or 8-12 years depending on the source of your information, the breed (larger rabbits have shorter lives), genetics, and lifestyle of the bunny.  I always use the 8-12 year range to quote to people in the hope they’ll understand the long-term promise they’ll be making when they say:  “Yes, let’s take that one home.”  A shelter is an adoption agency, not a lending library.

In my mind I choose to believe the 8-12 year range to give myself an extra year with an animal that will be my source of joy, calm, and amusement.  How ironic that it is that extra year that I use to validate the worthiness of a potential adopter to weed out those whose interest in bunny companionship may wane in a couple of months, while simultaneously using that same year to steel my heart against the limited time I might have to share with a more senior rabbit I might want to add to my family.

Mystic, by best accounts, turns seven this year, (her former owners couldn’t even remember they had a rabbit in a hutch outback, so I’m guessing her birthday was even less of a priority) and she is showing signs of age.  We’re having trouble keeping weight on her despite her long-standing and often commented upon voracious appetite.  The GWB as I’ve called her is still a Great White Bunny, but she is no longer a Giant White Bunny.  Her blindness is advanced making her more tentative and sedentary – a lot less barreling down the hallway and mercifully that means a lot less barreling into things she cannot see or remember.  She’s adapted, in her own way, she sidles against the hall wall and follows the thundering feet of her brother, Bullwinkle.

She looks particularly disheveled right now, almost like an Abyssinian guinea pig with a bunch of conflicting cowlicks, but that is due to the big way she sheds, molts really.  Her fur is an eruption of white clumps both clinging to (through static electricity) and pushing away from her body.  Merely passing by her can mean an outfit full of fluff.  I don’t really care, though my husband has pointed out more than once, that after an encounter with the GWB, I have more chest hair than he does, and maybe more than she does.  I am helping the economy with this rabbit, too.  I am single-handedly responsible for the uptick in stock prices for tape-style lint removers.  I’ve gone through 4 lint brush rolls this shed alone. I brush and groom her incessantly during the Great White Shed because I don’t want her (or Bullwinkle for that matter) to ingest all that hair.   She has trouble keeping herself clean when she sheds, so that represents a whole new type of care she needs.  And I think despite her lack of vision that she like most women has some vanity and feels best when she is looking her best.  Finally, I believe she tends to get sick when she’s shedding; my froth of companionable fluff is always evident after a visit to the vet.  Somehow I think the molt and the malaise are related, though no one has written anything that corroborates my theory, yet.

Today after consulting with my vet (the fabulous Dr. Kruse at VCA Wakefield) and the wonderful rabbit folks at MSPCA Nevins Farm (thanks, Sheri Gustafson), I picked up some higher calorie baby rabbit food, and have opted to leave out a full bowl of pellets (heretofore known as “treats” to be administered sparingly) for her enjoyment.  My concern had always been that she would devour the whole bowl in a sitting.  And surprisingly that is not the case.  She CAN stop after just a bunch, albeit a big bunch.  That never would have occurred to me after years of witnessing her crack-like addiction to the things.  Had I known she could resist temptation if she just feels secure in the belief that some treats will still be there for her later, I would have come up with this solution 3+ years ago when we first got her, and nearly lost her as she inexplicably dropped from 10lbs to 7lbs in a month.  And trust me, we, and a series of vets and specialists, tried very hard to “explic”.

That brings me to my next point, Mystic has always been sick, except for maybe a cumulative 12 months of our almost 4-year tenure when eye ulcers and mysterious-never-diagnosed-illnesses offered a brief respite.  She’s never had good vision but that was less an illness than a tragedy.  She lost her vision because the previous owners (note I do not call them “family”) neglected her eye ulcers.  So you’d think I’d have been prepping for the inevitable for quite some time or at least that I wouldn’t be so focused on it.  But I am; I am missing parts of her all ready.  It’s strange especially when you consider, my dad’s pretty old (he’ll be 87 in April) and has experienced a long series of health issues over the years, but I never feel that he is about to leave me as I do with Mystic.  I’ve learned many a life lesson from animals and I am hoping that my baby Mystic is not here to teach me about loss.  I’d much prefer to find out she’s here to teach me about miracles, long lives, and answered prayers.

Great Rabbit Resources:

House Rabbit Network: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rabbitnetwork.org%2F&h=LAQEykIWF

House Rabbit Society:  http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rabbit.org%2F&h=vAQF8NsHE

MSPCA Nevins Farm Sheri Gustafson,  and volunteers: Stephanie Vandetta, Maureen Collopy and Uli Thomann http://www.mspca.org/adoption/methuen-ne…

VCA Wakefield Dr Astrid Kruse: http://www.vcahospitals.com/wakefield

Remember, Rabbits are not Easter treats, learn before you adopt or opt for a chocolate bunny

 © 2012 by Alison Colby-Campbell