The Oscar Grouch: The Peaks, Valleys, and Pains of the Academy Awards

But my lack of experience with the contenders, doesn’t in the least diminish my ability to judge the awards show program.

A Geezer’s Guide to Riding the Rides at Six Flags New England

Roller coasters aren't the same anymore and neither am I - you're so confined and locked into your seat that the sense of danger isn't there....and so they twirl you around and flip you over a million times to substitute nausea for fear, or rather fear of nausea for fear of coaster.

Must I “friend” my ketchup

Burns: "Ketchup.. catsup.. ketchup.. catsup... I'm in way over my head" The Simpsons

Mums, the word revisited

>Congratulations to the “Coalition to Promote the Mum as the Only Fall Flower” that I believe must exist, based on the obvious monopoly it holds each fall on the front steps of every single house in New England.